nois
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Post by nois on Apr 19, 2009 2:25:11 GMT -5
"Why am I hard?"
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1mpuls3
Thawing Soil
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They call me rick with a silent p
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Post by 1mpuls3 on Apr 19, 2009 5:33:04 GMT -5
It was because someone....
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nois
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Post by nois on Apr 19, 2009 9:56:30 GMT -5
was pissing on his
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1mpuls3
Thawing Soil
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They call me rick with a silent p
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Post by 1mpuls3 on Apr 19, 2009 12:32:20 GMT -5
salty balls which were (edited because "his his" is not a coherent thought -Signal)
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nois
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Post by nois on Apr 19, 2009 13:09:34 GMT -5
on fire from the
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1mpuls3
Thawing Soil
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They call me rick with a silent p
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Post by 1mpuls3 on Apr 19, 2009 15:50:14 GMT -5
horrible genital warts which ("the the" is not a coherent thought either -Signal)
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Post by WeGetSignal on Apr 19, 2009 22:53:11 GMT -5
were inexplicably flammable. To
(If one were to read the OP, they would find the words, nothing NSFW, in bold lettering. This story has gone above and beyond NSFW. I will allow the story to remain as it is, but please keep it less graphic in the future. Thanks)
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Post by Tater Tot on Apr 19, 2009 23:07:36 GMT -5
put it plainly, squirrels
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Post by WeGetSignal on Apr 19, 2009 23:08:47 GMT -5
really just don't know
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Post by Tater Tot on Apr 19, 2009 23:31:09 GMT -5
anything about personal hygeine. (I never know if I spelled that last word right. )
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nois
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Post by nois on Apr 20, 2009 2:11:58 GMT -5
*NEW PARAGRAPH!*
So amongst the decimated
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Post by Tater Tot on Apr 20, 2009 6:58:52 GMT -5
remains of tater's balloon
(Put family as first word of next post please. RIP Balloon Family. T_T)
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nois
Planting Eyes
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Post by nois on Apr 20, 2009 9:12:05 GMT -5
family, there lay a
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Post by WeGetSignal on Apr 20, 2009 15:09:45 GMT -5
small, charred envelope. It
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Post by Tater Tot on Apr 20, 2009 15:52:40 GMT -5
contained a letter saying,
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Post by WeGetSignal on Apr 20, 2009 16:21:29 GMT -5
"Mr. Squirrel, you have
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Post by Tater Tot on Apr 20, 2009 16:22:07 GMT -5
successfully completed your mission,
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Post by WeGetSignal on Apr 20, 2009 16:24:10 GMT -5
Sarah Palin has contracted
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nois
Planting Eyes
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Post by nois on Apr 21, 2009 9:44:03 GMT -5
cancer. You can come
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Post by Tater Tot on Apr 21, 2009 10:09:37 GMT -5
home to your wife
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Post by WeGetSignal on Apr 21, 2009 10:37:28 GMT -5
who made you pancakes.
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